I had true aspirations at becoming a Chippendale, but it just wasn’t a stable source of income. Not sure if it was because I had more hair on my butt than I had on my head, or if it was the unsightly look of my three month prego look.

At least my wife still loves me!!! Although she does point and giggle....from time to time.

I used to laugh my ass off with those food fights that used to start. All it took was for one knucklehead to throw a juice cup; who were you by the way??? And then the french fries went a-flying.